Hey hey my little pudding monsters, today i will post some situations that you can use our famous latin proverbs as secret messages and, furthermore, to show to your mom that you're a cultured person.
FIRST: GOSSIPS
- Did you know that Mr. Kidnap and Mrs. Spoon married? - Arrebol
- Really? LOL. I hope she forgets some moments her polisher. - Pluck
- This is impossible, because such object is sine qua non for her to live. - Arrebol
Sine qua non: An essential element or condition.
SECOND: TEST
- OMG!!! I don't know anything about this test! *sad face* - Pluck
- Your problem *mad face* - Arrebol
- Okay... well, *receiving the test*, alea jacta est!
Alea jacta est: The die has been cast
THIRD: TALKING WITH MOM
- Mom, i don't want to clean my bedroom. - Arrebol
- But you will!!! - Arrebol's Mom
- No, i won't! Furthermore, i will dominate the world and implant a government of darkness that will censor all people who order the kids to clean their bedroom! *mad face* - Arrebol
- No! You will not! And if you continue if this thought, i will cancel the internet! - Arrebol's Mom
- Cogitationes poenam nemo patitur!!! - Arrebol
- Arrebol... - Arrebol's Mom
- Okay mom. *tiers* - Arrebol.
Cogitationes poenam nemo patitur - No one suffers punishment for mere intent.
And
FOURTH : RELAXING
- Relax man, just relax - Arrebol
- I will not *poker face* - Pluck
- Carpe diem, carpe diem - Arrebol
- I don't want to "carpe diem", ginme ginme a break! - Pluck
- Relax man, just relax, carpe diem, carpe diem! - Arrebol
- OMG, i don't want to relax because i'm not nervous! You're an idiot, i hate you! - Pluck
- relax and rela... - Arrebol
- OMG, i'm leaving, see you in 10 years! - Pluck
- See you - Arrebol
10 years...
- Hey, hi how are... - Arrebol
- *running* - Pluck
Carpe diem: seize the day
For now, this is all.
Bye bye, weird puddings!
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